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Engineer accidentally deletes cloud

1 hour 39 min ago
Off-demand computing - First Amazon, now FlexiScale

Another large cloud is on the fritz.…

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Blu Christmas coming, format fans forecast

2 hours 10 min ago
But DVD is very far from defunct

IFA Christmas is going to be a truly festive season for Blu-ray Disc, the organisation behind the optical disc standard forecast today.…

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Samsung unwraps MacBook Air beater

3 hours 53 min ago
Thin'n'light... and very stylish

IFA Samsung promised its X360 "premium" laptop would be "lighter than Air" - it isn't, but it's a smartly spec'd thin'n'light notebook nonetheless.…

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Data watchdogs did not want to see eBay bank server

3 hours 57 min ago
Watching the watchmen

The man who paid £35 for a server stuffed full of Royal Bank of Scotland and NatWest customer details has been left less than impressed with the reaction of UK data regulators.…

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DSGi sharpens axe for 50 staff

4 hours 5 min ago
'Challenging times'

Struggling electrical retail giant DSGi has told around 50 employees working at its business unit that they could lose their jobs.…

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Larry Ellison gets huge pay rise

5 hours 15 min ago
What else can you give California's richest man?

The richest boss in tech just got a little bit richer, and this time it's not his customers squeaking.…

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DARPA develops zap-bomb electropulse countermeasures

5 hours 33 min ago
First, get pulse bombs to work

US military boffins are preparing highly sophisticated technical defences against the dreaded electromagnetic pulse bomb, a weapon which has long been anticipated but never successfully built.…

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Acer H1 revs jump but profits slump

5 hours 46 min ago
Market share up

Acer increased sales in the first half of 2008 by 31 per cent to $8.14bn.…

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Bloomberg kills Steve Jobs

5 hours 58 min ago
Apple big cheese obit cock-up

Bloomberg yesterday dispatched Apple supremo Steve Jobs to the hereafter with a 17-page obit inadvertently published during an apparent update, Gawker reports.…

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Philips pitches black with monster contrast LED backlight

6 hours 19 min ago
More black than black is our motto here...

IFA In move to take on the likes of the Pioneer Kuro and Panasonic's Viera, Philips has announced the 42PFL9803 TV with black-enhancing LED backlight technology.…

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Password pants-off at Lloyds Bank

7 hours 37 min ago
Rogue staffer tinkers with login trousers

Updated: Set yourself a rude password at Lloyds TSB, and it is just possible that you might find it changed to something politer. That was the experience of Lloyds customer Steve Jetley, who attempted to set "Lloyds is pants" as his telephone banking password.…

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McKinnon loses extradition fight

8 hours 10 min ago
European court clears injunction, washes hands of hacker case

The European Court of Human Rights has refused to intervene in preventing the US extradition of accused Pentagon hacker Gary McKinnon.…

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Sikorsky announces first flight of 'X2' triplex supercopter

8 hours 31 min ago
Talk about a spin machine

The X2 prototype superhelicopter had a successful first flight yesterday, according to its makers Sikorsky. The revolutionary (cough) aircraft hovered and manoeuvred using its twin main rotors without problems, but trials of its tail propulsor will take place on a future flight.…

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Microsoft, Nikon release shutter on patents

8 hours 32 min ago
Darkroom Knight

Microsoft has inked a cross-licensing patent deal with camera maker Nikon.…

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Roberts Stream 202 DAB/FM/net radio

8 hours 43 min ago
Full stream ahead or does this digital radio run out of puff?

Review In what Roberts claims to be a world first, this unit delivers DAB, FM as well as Wi-Fi connected internet radio and music streaming all in a traditional kitchen-style portable.…

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'Googlebomb' blows up in <cite>Daily Mail</cite> hack's face

8 hours 46 min ago
'Julie Moult is an idiot'

A hapless Daily Mail hack's failure to understand Googlebombing has led to her becoming victim of her own twisted definition of the mischief-making practice.…

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French train tickets go USB

8 hours 54 min ago
We don't need no stinkin' ISO7816

The French National Railway Company is trialling contactless tickets with USB connections, replacing the ubiquitous ISO7816 for online top-ups and data storage.…

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Coming soon: <em>Facebook - The Movie!</em>

9 hours 21 min ago
West Wing creator to pen epic internet tale

Be afraid, be very afraid - Sony has asked West Wing creator Aaron Sorkin to write a movie about how internet superphenomenon Facebook was spawned, and by way of research he's waded straight in with a group page down at the social networking website.…

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LG prices up HSDPA-equipped mini laptop

9 hours 42 min ago
Autumn debut

IFA LG's not going be left out of the Small, Cheap Computer arena - it'll be releasing its own would-be Eee beater, the 3G-integrated X110, in October.…

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BBC fixes BT Home Hub auto-vomit bug

9 hours 46 min ago
Olympic delay for iPlayer tweak

BBC engineers have solved a mysterious, long-running bug that has meant iPlayer and live TV streams have frequently prompted the BT Home Hub, UK's most common router, to reset itself.…

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