Hey, thanks for your email. Let’s find a time to meet.
Great to hear from you. We’d love to chat. Please follow up with Pat (cc’d here) to set up an interview.
Sorry for the delay in getting back to you. This isn’t something we can pursue right now, but I appreciate the interest. (Also, I’d appreciate a sandwich.)
Do any of these responses ring a bell? The specifics may vary (especially, uh, on that last one), but we’ve all got our standard stock statements we send out time and time again via email — and if you were to add up all the time spent typing those sentences out, well, you could probably add an extra week of vacation onto your work year.