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by Sam Manzella

7/28/2020

It’s 2020, and queer people should be employed in every workplace. Don’t take it from me, though—ask the marketing team behind the “eBussy.”

ElectricBrands, a German tech company, has revealed a prototype for the eBussy, its new electric vehicle that can take on 10 different body types, HypeBeast reports.

The eBussy is completely modular, meaning drivers can customize its shape, size, and features at will. But the product isn’t going viral for its innovative design or impressive specs: Gay Twitter™️ is having a field day with its name, which incorporates the word “bussy,” a filthy (if slightly cringe-y) portmanteau of the words “boy” and “pussy.” If a name like eBussy is anything to go by, no gays were consulted in the marketing process.

eBussy See this is what happens when you don’t have any gays in your marketing team https://t.co/sgqhBiC2iL

— ça me dévaste (@Cock_Atrice) July 28, 2020

*sees eBussy trending*

Me: What have the gays done now?

*clicks hashtag*

Me: pic.twitter.com/eJlloqRVPY

— earth is cancelled (@mstrpotatohead) July 28, 2020

Me whippin the eBussy pic.twitter.com/vDhDgkJ7gS

— Duddus ❌ (@TheBoy_Duddus) July 28, 2020

Imagine your crush asking you what you drive and you have to say an “eBussy” https://t.co/DGXPCzxVgT

— Sam ☄️ ® (@SamjaySJ) July 28, 2020

To ElectricBrands’ credit, the name-check appears to be unintentional. (We’re presuming the “bussy” in “eBussy” is pronounced more like “bus,” not “pussy.”)

Itching to take an eBussy for a ride? Break out that piggy bank, girl. A new vehicle will set you back anywhere between $18,000–$33,000 USD. Good thing ElectricBrands has billed the modular monstrosity as “not a car, but more!” because we all know gays can’t drive.

Honk honk, henny!

Brooklyn-based writer and editor. Probably drinking iced coffee or getting tattooed.

@_sammanzella

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