Steve September 27, 2020
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Just hours after slurring his way through a rambling campaign speech in Middletown, Pennsylvania, President Tweety McTreason took to Twitter to demand that former Vice President Joe Biden take a “drug test” before Tuesday night’s first presidential debate.

“I will be strongly demanding a Drug Test of Sleepy Joe Biden prior to, or after, the Debate on Tuesday night,” Trump tweeted early Sunday morning.

“Naturally, I will agree to take one also. His Debate performances have been record setting UNEVEN, to put it mildly. Only drugs could have caused this discrepancy???” he added.

OK, Sniffles. https://t.co/24oDshWwJo

— Rick Wilson (@TheRickWilson) September 27, 2020

Trump on Saturday whined rambled incoherently on Saturday about his nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize. Trump whined to his supporters about not receiving the recognition he thinks he deserves during a campaign rally in Middletown, Pennsylvania.

“They didn’t cover two Nobel Prizes,” Trump says he told first lady Melania Trump. “I got two in one week, did you ever hear of that?”

“And my only complaint is, I should have gotten about seven or eight, because if you knew some of the other things — some of the other things I have done much better,” Trump argued, despite having not won the award a single time. “I should have gotten seven.”

“But the fake news never even put it on,” Trump whined. “And somebody had a show and where they said, ‘the amount of time devoted to Tweety McTreason’s Nobel Peace Prize — two of them — zero on the networks, zero.’”

“It is so disgraceful, they are so bad, but we just have to keep on winning. There is nothing like winning,” Trump said, even though he has not won a Nobel Prize. “Keep on winning, keep on winning.”

Trump also slurred throughout the speech, mispronouncing the word forgiveness as “forgivetisnessen.”

“forgivetisnessen” pic.twitter.com/1L8zuQTLBP

— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) September 27, 2020

Trump’s speech was quickly overshadowed online by the unnatural shade of orange on his face.

Hey! I bet it took a long time to make it (h)UGELY perfect! Tremendously perfect! pic.twitter.com/OUh4aIz6kI

— TjD- Redhead step child (@TammyD_227) September 27, 2020

Not forgetting the bit they missed around his eyes . . .

that’s always a laugh pic.twitter.com/MtWRPsduK9

— purplefrappe (@purplefrappe) September 27, 2020

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