Steve September 26, 2020
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President Tweety McTreason rambled incoherently about his nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize at a campaign event Saturday evening.

Trump began by whining to his supporters about not receiving the recognition he thinks he deserves from the media during a campaign rally in Middletown, Pennsylvania.

“They didn’t cover two Nobel Prizes,” Trump says he told first lady Melania Trump. “I got two in one week, did you ever hear of that?”

“And my only complaint is, I should have gotten about seven or eight, because if you knew some of the other things — some of the other things I have done much better,” Trump argued, despite having not won the award a single time. “I should have gotten seven.”

“But the fake news never even put it on,” Trump whined. “And somebody had a show and where they said, ‘the amount of time devoted to Tweety McTreason’s Nobel Peace Prize — two of them — zero on the networks, zero.’”

“It is so disgraceful, they are so bad, but we just have to keep on winning. There is nothing like winning,” Trump said, even though he has not won a Nobel Prize. “Keep on winning, keep on winning.”

Trump’s speech was overshadowed online by the unnatural shade of orange on his face.

Hey! I bet it took a long time to make it (h)UGELY perfect! Tremendously perfect! pic.twitter.com/OUh4aIz6kI

— TjD- Redhead step child (@TammyD_227) September 27, 2020

Not forgetting the bit they missed around his eyes . . .

that’s always a laugh pic.twitter.com/MtWRPsduK9

— purplefrappe (@purplefrappe) September 27, 2020

The gravy concentration that he pastes on his face is likely in correlation to his insecurity level. pic.twitter.com/LgV5Jxqet1

— SmallButFierce (@itsallprettybad) September 27, 2020

At least one source has claimed he does his own makeup. From the haphazard jobs I’ve seen, I believe it. I can just hear him saying he knows better than any makeup artist and, besides, he’s terrified of other people’s germs.

— Judyth Mermelstein (@GadflyQuebec) September 27, 2020

It’s his charming personality that Melania is attracted to.

— JZ (@jziol14) September 27, 2020

He does his own, so, yes.

— DickMarbles (@DickMarbles) September 27, 2020

It’s the pumpkin spice Trump. For autumn

— chris fullan (@FullanChris) September 27, 2020

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